HD Heads-Up: March 16-22

➢➢ What a wretched week for free-to-air movie fans, with most of the plum slots given over to movies as dated as 1993’s Striking Distance, 1994’s The Mask, 1997’s Contact, 1999’s The Mummy and 2004’s Spider-Man 2 and Van Helsing while the Sunday night showdown is between 2016’s The Legend of Tarzan and 2017’s Wonder Woman. Perhaps this is how the networks are cutting programming costs, relying increasingly on back-catalogue movies dustier than anything exhumed in The Mummy. Here’s the full line-up for the week:

  • Spider-Man 2 (TVNZ 2, 7.00 Saturday)
  • Arctic Justice (Whakaata Māori, 7.00 Saturday)
  • Contact (Three, 8.30 Saturday)
  • The Age of Adaline (Eden, 8.30 Saturday)
  • Paris Can Wait (Whakaata Māori, 8.40 Saturday)
  • Van Helsing (TVNZ 2, 9.25 Saturday)
  • Along Came A Spider (Duke, 9.30 Saturday)
  • The Disaster Artist (TVNZ 2, 11.55 Saturday)
  • Judy (TVNZ 2, 1.45am Sunday)
  • Spirit Untamed (TVNZ 2, 3.50 Sunday)
  • Happy Feet (TVNZ 2, 6.30 Sunday)
  • The Legend of Tarzan (TVNZ 2, 8.30 Sunday)
  • Wonder Woman (Three, 8.30 Sunday)
  • The Post (Eden, 8.30 Sunday)
  • C’mon C’mon (Whakaata Māori, 8.40 Sunday)
  • I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (TVNZ 2, 11.40 Sunday)
  • The Mummy (Sky Open, 8.30 Monday)
  • Precious Leader Woman (Whakaata Māori, 8.30 Monday)
  • Striking Distance (Duke, 8.30 Tuesday)
  • The Mole Agent (Whakaata Māori, 8.30 Wednesday)
  • The Mask (Three, 8.30 Friday) …

➢➢ Cold Case Special: Jessica Boyce (TVNZ 1, 8.45 Tuesday): Police investigating the homicide of the 27-year-old Marlborough woman release new information in the hope of finding answers …

➢➢ TVNZ 1’s Thursday night makeover post-Great Kiwi Bake Off opens with Kirstie And Phil’s Love It or List It in a new 7.30 slot and continues with the 8.30 premiere of Britain’s Most Expensive Houses

➢➢ New to Three are The Big Swindle (8.30 Monday), which documents how a funeral firm ripped off dozens of families over their RIP plans, and 100 Foot Wave (10.00 Wednesday), which follows MLC surfing pioneer Garrett McNamara’s quest to conquer a 100-foot wave …

➢➢ Yukon’s Wild Grizzlies (Whakaata Māori, 8.00 Tuesday): having chronicled the life of an adolescent grizzly named Sophie, filmmaker Phil Timpany captures her first steps into adulthood and motherhood …

➢➢ Appearing on a best-of Graham Norton Show (Three, 7.30 Thursday) are Arnold Schwarzenegger, Julia Roberts, Tom Hanks,Dame Judi Dench, Ncuti Gatwa, Kylie Minogue, Timothée Chalamet and Cher …

➢➢ Returning for its second season is The Cleaning Lady (Sky Open, 10.30 Wednesday) — S3’s already airing in the US — while ending their runs are History of the SitcomDynamic PlanetGrand Designs UKAlone – Grizzly MountainC*A*U*G*H*THostagesDeep Water SalvageJames Must-A-Pic His Mum a Man and Django 

➢➢ Live and delayed free-to-air sport coverage includes:

  • Super Rugby Aupiki (Sky Open): Blues vs Hurricanes Poua (2.00 Saturday), Chiefs v Fijian Drua (7.00 Saturday) and Brumbies v Moana Pasifika (10.30 Friday)
  • NRL Premiership (Sky Open): Storm v Warriors (midnight Saturday) and Warriors v Canberra Raiders (7.30 Friday)
  • Cricket: White Ferns v England (TVNZ 1, 12.30 Tuesday and Friday)
  • 2024 World Wheelchair Rugby (Sky Open, 3.30 Wednesday)
  • 2024 NZSS Softball Championships (Whakaata Māori, 11am Thursday)
  • 2024 NZSS Volleyball Championships (Whakaata Māori, 3.30 Friday)
  • Arsenal X Hybrid Fight Series (Duke, 7.30 Friday).
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7 Responses to “HD Heads-Up: March 16-22”

  1. Lucky we can stream our movies 😁

  2. If only ThreeNow had some movies to stream……

  3. WBD hasn’t made a good movie and only a handful of ok TV shows (via HBO) since before 2020, the only ones I can really think of are the Snyder cut back in ’21 and Chernobyl and House of the Dragon

  4. Jones Too! is being dropped from Sky’s channel line-up come April 1.

  5. Thanks, Mike. Where did you learn that?

  6. In the Sky weekly watching email. But it’s also listed in the programming update page https://help.sky.co.nz/s/topic/0TO2w000000PesCGAS/latest-updates

  7. Thanks, Mike. Last night Sky confirmed details that I’ll post shortly.

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