Tonight in HD: February 28

Desperate Housewives

Friends (TV2, 6.30, R)

A drunken Rachel dials Ross and reveals her feelings for him on his answering machine; Monica finds work as Chandler’s personal trainer; Phoebe can’t get her new boyfriend to sleep with her.

Bigger Better Faster Stronger (TV3, 8.00)

James and Greg try to create a power-shower that uses the least water.

Criminal Minds (TV One, 8.30)

When bodies begin turning up in the cornfields of Indiana, the BAU team must catch a pack of serial killers targeting exotic dancers. What the critics say: TV Fanatic.

Desperate Housewives (TV2, 8.30)

Susan discovers that some of her best, sexy Internet show moves are being copied by a competitor; Gabrielle hires a private detective to look into an important matter, unbeknownst to Carlos; Lynette is stunned when Tom’s doctor prescribes a rather unorthodox remedy for his depression; Renee invites a reluctant Bree to go clubbing with her to engage in some local man-hunting. What the critics say: TV Overmind.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV3, 8.30, 5.1)

A respected Las Vegas icon is attacked in her home by an intruder wielding a razor. Ann-Margret guest stars. What the critics say: CSI Files.

Brothers and Sisters (TV2, 9.30)

Kitty continues her stay in Ojai, trying to reinvent herself, when she meets a handsomely rugged handyman; the rest of the Walkers are in on a little surprise birthday celebration for Sarah — but they don’t know Sarah has been lying to Luc about her age to appear younger. What the critics say: Ticket Stub This.

The Almighty Johnsons (TV3, 9.30)

Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing can get very blurred when it comes to gods and their offspring.

City Homicide (TV One, 10.55)

An investigator checking out the credentials of foreign doctors at a hospital is murdered and his paperwork is missing; Waverley is trying to prove that she is being framed for corruption.

Hawaii Five-O (TV3, 11.15, 5.1, R)

Repeat of last week’s episode about a deadly gang war that may involve Chin’s cousin.

Californication (TV3, 12.10, 5.1, R)

Ashby throws a bash in commemoration of the publication of Mia’s book; a fresh-out-of-rehab Marcy is blindsided when Charlie informs her that he wants a divorce; Hank puts the finishing touches on his biography of Ashby.