Tonight in HD: March 28

CSI's Laurence Fishburne (left) and George Eads flank guest star Katee Sackhoff

Friends (TV2, 6.30, R)

Phoebe dates a man who thinks he’s stalking her twin sister; Monica uses her free time after breaking up with Richard to make jam while considering having a baby alone.

Bigger Better Faster Stronger (TV3, 8.00)

Greg Page creates a juicer using an industrial sized electric engine and a barrel, while James Coleman attempts to harness gunpowder to make juice.

Criminal Minds (TV One, 8.30)

Morgan suggests that a man has been rehabilitated and aids in his parole, but later regrets his decision when the man murders someone days after being released. What the critics say: The Voice of TV.

Desperate Housewives (TV2, 8.30)

Susan begrudgingly accepts Lynette’s offer to be baby Paige’s nanny; Bree is embarrassed to tell Keith that she’s beginning to go through menopause. What the critics say: TV Overmind.

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV3, 8.30, 5.1)

Two men who were about to expose a natural gas company of poisoning the water of a farming town are murdered. What the critics say: CSI Files.

Castle (TV One, 9.30)

When a document hidden by a murdered bail bondsman gets Castle’s imagination running wild, Beckett must steer the case back to the violent felons who populated their victim’s world – only to discover that maybe Castle’s theories aren’t so crazy after all. What the critics say: Examiner.

Brothers & Sisters (TV2, 9.30)

Nora and Justin both find new romances right under their noses. What the critics say: TV Fanatic.

The Almighty Johnsons (TV3, 9.30)

The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the gods and goddesses work to get on the right side of the equation.

City Homicide (TV One, 10.55)

Homicide investigates if a dating agency’s client is using the service to select murder victims.

Hawaii Five-O (TV3, 11.15, 5.1, R)

When a Navy SEAL, who’s on the run for a murder, takes hostages aboard the USS Missouri memorial battleship, McGarrett must use every SEAL skill in his arsenal to diffuse the situation. What the critics say: Alex O’Loughlin Rocks.

Californication (TV3, 12.15, 5.1, R)

Fearing he may have ruined things with Karen, Hank plans to cool things down with the campus hotties, but winds up getting burned by his amorous pursuits.