Tonight in HD: March 9

Friends (TV2, 6.30, R)

Joey buys Chandler a hideous bracelet; Monica and Rachel’s prom video reveals Monica’s former girth, Rachel’s former nose – and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel.

Two and a Half Men (TV2, 7.30)

Alan goes out on the town, pretending to be Charlie, while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery. What the critics say: TV Fanatic.

Politically incorrect Guide to Teenagers (TV One, 8.00)

How to deal with bad behaviour, disputes and arguments; and the importance of having a ‘poker face’.

The Big Bang Theory (TV2, 8.30)

Leonard realises he’s the only one without a girlfriend while Sheldon wants to get rid of his. What the critics say: AV Club, IGN.

Hawaii Five-O (TV3, 8.30, 5.1)

When the teenage daughter of the US Ambassador to the Philippines is found dead off the coast of Waikiki, the Governor tasks Five-O with finding her abducted sister. What the critics say: Fused Film, Hollywood.com.

Cougar Town (TV2, 9.00)

Bobby decides it’s time for him to stop relying on Jules’ financial help; Ellie thinks she’s the smartest member of the cul-de-sac crew; Laurie makes a big decision. What the critics say: AV Club, Cultural Learnings, Unreality Shout.

Sons of Anarchy (TV3, 9.25, 5.1)

While Jax and Clay lock horns over how to deal with Zobelle, Tara finds herself ensnared in Gemma’s emotional struggle in the aftermath of her attack. What the critics say: What’s Alan Watching, Television Blend.

The Mentalist (TV2, 10.30, R)

Patrick Jane and the CBI team conduct their own investigation when Lisbon is accused of murdering a recently paroled child molester she arrested in her past.

Bones (TV3, 11.10, 5.1, R)

Booth may face a trip to a different kind of penalty box when he becomes a suspect in the murder of a rival ice-hockey player with whom he has a history of fighting.